I YOU AND THE VIBRATOR

"In this life it is necessary to try all", — I have told to myself, ordering the vibrator on the Internet. Eventually, I the adult girl and itself in the answer for the оргазм. I represented, as I will be engaged with it "techno-masturbatsiej" when my man will leave in the next business trip. You in Peter expensive? Happy journey, favourite. And itself to Mars to open a new planet in the installed sexuality …

The vibrator have brought on Tuesday. Directly for work. What to do, I the adult girl, in everyday life I work. And the sex shop, as well as any civil shop, works every day with 10 to 19, except Saturday and Sunday. In general it is a little silly, all the same people are puzzled with problems of the … e-e-e … sexual leisure or in the evenings, or on days off, in short breaks between work and a high-grade dream. Is not present, of course, is экстремалы which do IT at the height of own working day, especially if is available: a locked office; object of sudden passion, it the colleague. Or the housewives executing a conjugal duty, not leaving embraces Морфея. From a series "Dear, cutlets in a refrigerator, a borsch on a plate, we will have sex — do not awake". Speech not about them. The average majority indulges in passion all the same during free time from work … Then to them and toys from a sex shop are necessary.

So, Tuesday: comes, means, the courier, cause me on ресепшен. The boy has appeared ingenious and did not begin to shout at all office: "the Girl, the girl, here your vibrator as you also asked with a nozzle for stimulation клитора, give I will show, how it works". He silently has stretched me something in a box, turned in a brown paper very similar to those in which during Soviet times turned doctor's sausage in an epicure. Silently took money, it was developed and has left. Хм, it can the deaf-mute? Perhaps it is such marketing course? Say, look, what we tactful, and, ordering in us a pomp for increase in a penis or cowards with a hole on the priest, be assured, that our courier will not put you in awkward position by an inappropriate question. Anyhow, in the near future I was waited some by unexpected opening …

Opening the first: it lifeless

Anybody, of course, did not wait, that the vibrator will kiss me on a forehead or to cook coffee in the mornings, but not to the same degree. Taking it in hands, I thought about everything, only not of sex. That it such all … эм … flexible, that it and would be desirable to burst on something, well, for example, from all force on a table, or nuts to beat, meat to beat off. Or would be very ridiculous to use such two copies instead of drum-type sticks. Hi-hi … Having tried all the same to distract from so not erotic imaginations, I began to think of any tendernesses which occur between половозрелыми individuals of an opposite sex. And to become stronger in intentions, has included a corresponding film.

Opening the second: it cold

And I the girl very sensitive, for me a condom — already test which I seldom leave the winner. In other words, you wish to learn, how much I artistically simulate оргазм? Be engaged with me in sex in a condom. And here such … Силиконовое, pink, similar to a toy from Barbie's small house, only o-o-o-very big … Has recollected, that to summaries to the device it is written, that the vibrator is made of a special material of which do clothes for the American astronauts, киберсиликон is called. Promised, that it keeps heat and … that … is indistinguishable from the present. Indeed! Considering, that the vibrator cold it keeps heat perfectly. Or before the use on it it can is necessary to blow, heat in hands, to douse boiled water? To warn it is necessary!

Opening the third: it big

Here, of course, I am guilty. Eyes have inflamed. O-o-o, 20 sm, dream of any girl, even that which considers, that the size is not important. I too consider, that the size in sex — a question minor, but here after all an another matter, here you neither in a forehead will not kiss, nor on a back will not stroke. There are real facts: 20 sm at length and centimetres 5 in diameter. In general, a problem number of times: to make so that it in you has entered, and it really problem. A problem number two: to be discharged of thoughts on feelings of the 14-year-old virgin who have become by a victim of the tyrant with huge member, and to be adjusted on thought on the pleasant. It is pleasant, pleasant, pleasant … Long live auto-training!

Opening the fourth: it noisy

It to impropriety the noisy! On intensity of hum will give odds not only to an epilator, but also a vacuum cleaner. And, the main thing, is opposite so buzzes, as though scoffs: well-well, give, we will look, as at you it will turn out with such soundtrack.

Opening the fifth: it inconvenient

You hold his hand … to you to relax, to lay down more conveniently. Though if to consider this change of poses, where one скованнее another, as gymnastics why and is not present, вуаля, a new kind — a fitness sensuality. Considering, that you supervise over process, such as though you yourself subject sensations to any medical procedure as if клизму you do: has inserted, has waited, has pulled out. Only in other place. Here it is interesting, why such associations do not arise during time мастурбации? Perhaps because hands do not jingle?

Opening the sixth: it for real sex

That is, if the vibrator "joins" the third in love game between the man and the woman it becomes absolutely even not superfluous. Present, morning. A call to a door. On a threshold it — my macho. "In Peter was дождливо. Oh, and what it at you rolls on a table? What? The vibrator?" Further all as in a pornofilm.

It, it and small pink приборчик. It is strange, that if near to you the man to whom you pulls as a plug to the socket somehow and does not strain neither a sound of the working vibrator, nor its size, colour. "You wish to look, how I it plaid about in your absence? O-o-o, we have spent many pleasant minutes (ha-ha, as though not so!) while you were not … And from what I have decided it, what you will be against it?" Well, of course, I have thought, that you will think, that something does not suffice me, and you of anything such have not thought.

Because the big nonsense to consider, that men perceive vibrators as "contenders" or jingling, 20 centimetric lesson to the sexual abilities. Well, really contender what of it! He will not kiss on a forehead, neither coffee will not weld, nor a back will not stroke. But what of it addition to "the obligatory program" … Ммм …